Bad malay joke from my malay friend
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TUNA INSIDE A CHICKEN?
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AYAM BRAND TUNAJust for that, I’mma ask you this.
Which is quieter, bread or coffee?
Coffee. Because Bread Talk, but kopi tiam.
TERRIBLE PEOPLE
HAHAHAHA WOULD YOU LIKE A COUPLE MORE???
1. Q: kenapa ayam suka Shakespeare?
A: Sebab ada iambic pentameter!
2. Q: Binatang apa paling besar di dunia?
A: Ikan paus?
Q: Nope.
A: Pastu?
A: Ikan paus goreng tepung!!
anddddd bonus:
Q: Mantou and char siew pau go watch movie together. Mantou didn’t cry, but char siew pau got cry. How come? (mantou = plain bun; char siew pau = pork bun)
A: Because mantou got no filling, char siew pau got filling! (filling = feeling = emotions)
Q: And then char siew pau went to watch movie with kaya pau. Char siew pau got cry, but kaya pau laugh only. How come?
A: BECAUSE THEY BOTH GOT DIFFERENT FILLING.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
