THEIR FACES. <3
(via thoughtsnotunveiled)
That awkward moment when you realize that the Starks are responsible for the tech shown in “Prometheus”
So there’s this young kid named Peter Weyland who wins a Stark Industries “best genius inventor scientist newcomer award,” and Tony has to give him a prize, but it turns out Weyland is a mutant (his mutation is he’s super smart), so Magneto tries to turn teenage Peter Weyland to the dark side and Professor X intervenes, and Weyland chooses the side of Professor X because it will be more profitable to be mainstream, but Weyland does feel superior to lowly humans
and just about everyone really, so when Weyland designs a robot he bases its physical appearance on the young Magneto, Erik Lehnsherr, and sends one to Professor X with thanks, sensing the gift will infuriate Professor X, because deep down Weyland is as evil as heck, but Charles can’t say no because everyone points out Charles could use a robot to help him with all the things Charles can’t do because of the accident, and the new robot is permanently stuck in sass mode and Charles is angry as hell, but also sexually frustrated as hell and when the robot David isn’t being sassy he’s condescending LIKE WHOA to Charles and treats Charles as totally helpless, until finally one day Charles has had enough, but what Weyland forgot to take into account is how incredibly furious Magneto is about the David model, which Erik sees as a parody because it pretty much is, so Erik heads off to the mansion with the Brotherhood to rip the robot to shreds, which puts Charles in the unwanted position of having to defend a damned robot he doesn’t even want, and when Charles defeats the brotherhood, David the robot realizes a) Charles is bad-ass and 2) Weyland created David as a particularly nasty practical joke, the end result being Charles has to deal simultaneously with robot AND metalbender tears, because Erik believes Charles has replaced him with a sassbot, not knowing the whole situation is Weyland’s fault, and David feels SAD because he’s the robot equivalent of a gag gift, like a squirting buttonhole flower.It ends in ridiculous amounts of sex.
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS!!!!!!! Absolutely fucking perfect and I am oh, so happily dead from squeeing over it.
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I do prefer a sassbot over a sexbot, yes.
for K, because I have decided that anything remotely Cherik should be dedicated to her. (idk idek BLAME THIS)
I want this to be a fic!
WE MUST UNITE OUR TWO REALMS BY UNITING OURSELVES.
*ded*
(via atelier-dayz)
Charles looks so smug in that second gif. NEVER CHANGE, BB ♥
Asking questions to which they already know the answers is pretty much their relationship in a nutshell, though, isn’t it? Nothing’s going to change, but they keep going anyway.
(Source: aboysbestfriendishismother, via atelier-dayz)
So not CIA.
oh my god feelings
These GIFs are super relevant to my reversebang.
BAMF boyfriends on the case, yes.
rock that hairflip, fassbender.
(Source: because-xaviers, via codenamecesare)
